Once upon a time

Once upon a time jokes

Fairytale

  • What's the difference between a white and a black fairytale? White begins with, "Once upon a time..." Black begins with, "Y'all motherf...s ain't gonna believe this sh.."

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  • Wheelchair

  • Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.

    A yellow sign with black stripes around the edges. It reads: ATTENTION, WIFE AND WHEELCHAIR MISSING! REWARD FOR WHEELCHAIR. It also says, FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE @GOINGONCETWICESOLD
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  • Community talk

  • Once upon a time a site very much not far away had like a lot of people. Then some stuff happened and now it's like 6 feet under

  • Once upon a time there was a small town. It was a town full of laughter. Full of love. Full of a sense of strong connection. Though it had a small population, the sense of community was great. Yeah, I'm too bored to continue the metaphorical story. You can probably guess what the story was about.

  • Once upon a time, there was a girl named Lucy, who was known for one peculiar thing: she could not stop farting. It wasn’t just an occasional squeak or puff—it was a full-on symphony of noises, each more unpredictable than the last.

    It all started one Saturday morning when Lucy was helping her mother bake cookies. As they mixed the dough, Lucy felt the pressure building. She tried to hold it in, but the more she foc… Read more