Omnipresence jokes

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

You know what I saw today?

Everything I looked at.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

Where did Sarah go after the bombing?

Everywhere. 💀