Omnipresence jokes

Where did Holly go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

Sonic can run around the world in a second.

In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.

If we can't see air, can fish see water?

You know what I saw today?

Everything I looked at.

Women treat me like a god.

They ignore me till they need something.