Omnipresence jokes
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.