Olive Garden jokes
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
Memes
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
What do you call those dead pieces of green stuff left in the bottom of a bowl of Caesar salad?
The last romaines. Now lettuce pray for them.
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet, and the wife said, "You know, we've been good about our diet. Let's have a cheat night tonight." The wife came home with KFC and Wendy's. The husband came home with Sylvia from the office.
Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.
