an old man walks in a forest with a child and the child says its dark and im scared the oldman says how do you think i feel i have to walk out alone
shaenaya is single 16 and looking for a 30 year old man that can pleasure her hhu
A 90 year old man takes a Viagra Strips of naked lies down in a ally way three chicks walks on by a blond a brunette an a red head
The red head sed I'm not letting that go to waste so she strips of an rides him when she's finished The brunette then strips of naked an rides him the blonds now worried because she just got her period the red head sez he's dead don't let it go to waste so she strips of naked an rides him then he wakes up he then send wow two jump starts an a blood transfusion I'm good to go !
A 60 year old man said his wife called him a paedophile the other day, strong words for a 6 year old
wanna clean old man takes a bath with bubbles wanna hear the dirty bubbles is the 14 year old next door
When i masterbate things cum when a old man dose no one cums
A 98 year old man goes to bed on a one layer bed- He wakes up under it...
Old man goes to the doctor.
The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."
The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"