Ode jokes
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Community talk
Ode to FeetLust
There once was a user named FeetLust, so sly, With a twinkle of Skibidi in his eye. He danced to the beat of the Sigma tune, In Ohio's halls, beneath the moon.
FeetLust was no ordinary lad, He dabbled in memes, both strange and rad. A master of trends, with moves so swift, In the land of the weird, he'd always lift.
Ohio’s winds whispered his name, Sigma’s aura, his claim to fame. Skibidi's sway, his finest trait, FeetLust’s style? Oh, it's great!
A legend of laughs, with a twist of bizarre, In the depths of the internet, he's a star. So here’s to FeetLust, wherever he roams, In the land of the odd, he's made it his home.