Oceania jokes

white Americans

Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.

Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.

But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.

Johnny Depp

85 views · Oi! · 2 years ago

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an Aussie bloke in Bali?

Both are expert drunks, but the Aussie is 100 times better kept. Johnny Depp, in contrast, looks like a demented leader of a violent drug cartel.

Acronym

123 views · Heroin Monkey · 9 months ago

A world map where continents and regions are labeled with humorous and vulgar acronyms. The text above the map reads, 'the world i want to live in.' The labels include: C.U.M. for North America, B.A.L.L.S. for South America, A.N.U.S. for Africa, P.E.N.I.S. for Europe, S.E.M.E.N. for Russia, C.O.C.K. for Central Asia, S.H.I.T. for India, and F.A.G.G.O.T. for Australia.

Oceania memes

Fanta sea

130 views · A random skeleton · 8 years ago

Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

Ocean

35 views · amypetnamedsteve · 8 years ago

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

Ocean

27 views · Kenny E · 8 years ago

Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.