Obliteration jokes
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
A wife is like a grenade. Pull the ring and the house is gone.
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Ya ever think about the twin towers plan?
Me neither. It all came crashing down.
I hate when I lose my white friends in the snow and my black friends in the dark. Where do I lose my friends from Afghanistan?
In an explosion.
