Obliteration jokes

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.

where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!

*Loud explosion inside the tank*

"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."

Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.