Nuremberg jokes
Why can't Hitler join track?
Because he can't even finish a race.
What is Hitler's favorite game?
Nahtzee.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?