Nuremberg jokes

What is Hitler's favorite game?

Nahtzee.

Why can't Hitler join track?

Because he can't even finish a race.

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?

I can Nazi!

What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.