HipsterAnonymous8 years agoHow many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.
RomanAnonymous10 years agoA Roman walks into a barHe holds up two fingers and says "give me five beers."
SexAnonymous10 years agoWhenever I have a one night stand I always use protectionA fake name and fake phone number.
LightbulbAnonymous10 years agoHow many dead prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?More than three because the basement is still dark!