Nuclear Energy jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and your step sis? You need to use protection for the nuclear reactor.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

Did you know when scientists discovered atoms could split, it blew them all away?

It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.

What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

I can count the number of times I've been to Chernobyl on one hand. -- It's seven.