Not your parents

Not your parents jokes

Orphan

  • I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

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  • Orphan

  • Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

    Orphan: "Who's there?"

    Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

    Orphan

  • Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

    Boy: Knock knock.

    Girl: ...Who's there?

    Boy: Not your parents!

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