Not your parents

Not your parents jokes

Orphan

    • Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.

    Boy: Knock knock.

    Girl: ...Who's there?

    Boy: Not your parents!

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    • Orphan

    • I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."

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    • Orphan

    • Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."

    Orphan: "Who's there?"

    Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."

    Depression

    • My friends: Ugh, why are you so lazy and no fun?

    My parents: Why can't you be like your siblings?

    My teacher: I don't care if you're depressed, focus on your study!

    The songs: We understand you :)

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    • Orphan

    • You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"

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