Not your parents jokes
Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
I did a knock knock joke to an orphan. I said, "Knock knock." He said, "Who is there?" And I said, "Not your parents."
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Kid: Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who’s there?
Kid: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say, "Where are your parents?" The kid says, "What are parents?"
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Son: Dad, am I adopted?
Father: What? No! Out of all the kids in the adoption center, do you really think I would pick you?
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.