Nosy jokes
What is the difference between a man peering through the keyhole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is nude and Rosy.
What do you call a nosy Mexican?
That's nacho business.
My friend is blind so he can "no see."
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
Nosy.
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.