Noisiness jokes
What does a noisy chilli do?
It gets jalapeno business.
What's breakdancing, twitching, and noisy?
A child with epilepsy.
So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.
It worked really well in my local hospital.
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn?
Because they had horns!
Why are graveyards so noisy?
Because of all the coffin!
