Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
Why was the noble gas not emo? Because they were thinking RIGHT.
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
If a king farts, is it a noble gas?
Before: Caring & Noble
After: Chernobyl
I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.
