Noble jokes

Why was the noble gas not emo?

Because they were thinking RIGHT.

What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?

What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.

Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.

Before: Caring & Noble.

After: Chernobyl.

I'd make a joke about Noble Gases, but I probably wouldn't get much of a reaction.

If a king farts, is it a noble gas?

Why did the noble gas cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.