Nimrod jokes
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect 4 in only three moves.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
God said, "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said, "You have to say please first."
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GENESIS 10 The Table of Nations 1This is the account of Shem, Ham and Japheth, Noah’s sons, who themselves had sons after the flood. The Japhethites 2The sons of Japheth: Gomer, Magog, Madai, Javan, Tubal, Meshek and Tiras. 3The sons of Gomer: Ashkenaz, Riphath and Togarmah. 4The sons of Javan: Elishah, Tarshish, the Kittites and the Rodanites. 5(From these the maritime peoples spread out into their territories by th… Read more