Nicotine jokes

How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?

They take a "power puff."

Someone should start a vaping company with the slogan: "Vapes that hit harder than your dad." Sales would skyrocket.

My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.

Vape company: Hey, want some lung cancer and a nicotine addiction?

Teens: NO WAY!

Vape company: But it’s mango flavored!

Teens: O OK. 😤

Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?

1. Listening to your teacher.

2. Not having your phone/game/TV.

3. Not having nicotine.

What are the kids addicted to these days? Juulius Caesar (Juuls).

What kind of cigarettes does a hippie smoke?

Yours.