NHS Foundation Trust jokes

Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?

So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."

Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.