Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesnβt have a home button.
Mmm, I'm Walter McWhitey, I'm from the newest Mexico.
Did you all hear about the newest gay celebrity couple? Yeah, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.
whats george floyds newest song i cant breath
Who rates these jokes as "Newest" and "Hot"?
Answer: a S-T-O-O-G-E.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
why does an Orphan aways get the newest iphont
because so he does not have an home button
There's at least 856 pages of these newest puns. I couldn't finish, because it took me an hour just to get that far. Just saying, that's a lot of jokes!
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
