New Yorker jokes
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?
Why are New Yorkers so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers!
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
Why do New Yorkers get what Spider-Man is saying?
Because he always makes spider-sense.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Q: Who are the fastest readers in the world?
A: New Yorkers. Some of them go through 110 stories in 5 seconds.
Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?
Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.