New feature jokes

Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Did you know that new Teslas don't come with the new car smell?

They come with an Elon Musk.

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

New Teslas don't come with a new car smell; they come with an Elon Musk.