National Holiday jokes

USA: "Never forget 9/11."

Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

When was the first Black Friday?

1619.