National Holiday jokes

USA: "Never forget 9/11."

Brits: "What happened on the 9th of November?"

September 11, bring your plane to work day.

Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.

I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.