Nard jokes

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

Skidaddle skidoodle, your dick is now a noodle!

Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.