Nard jokes

Nut

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I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

Incest

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So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

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