Nard jokes

Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?

I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick