Mystifier jokes

You got a dig bick.

You read that wrong.

You read that wrong too.

Maybe you read that wrong as well.

You just went and back-checked.

You reread all of that.

You have a pet wussy.

You read that wrong...

You need mental help.

Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.

I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?