Myrrh jokes

Mummy

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Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

Landmine

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I opened a company selling landmines disguised as prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

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  • EpiPen

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    I have an EpiPen.

    My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

    It seemed really important to him that I have it.

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  • Dad

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    You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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    GENESIS 43 Joseph’s Brothers Return to Egypt 1Now the famine was severe in the land. 2And when they had eaten the grain that they had brought from Egypt, their father said to them, “Go again, buy us a little food.” 3But Judah said to him, “The man solemnly warned us, saying, ‘You shall not see my face unless your brother is with you.’ 4If you will send our brother with us, we will go down and buy you food. 5But if yo… Read more

    GENESIS 37 Joseph’s Dreams 1Jacob lived in the land of his father’s sojournings, in the land of Canaan. 2These are the generations of Jacob. Joseph, being seventeen years old, was pasturing the flock with his brothers. He was a boy with the sons of Bilhah and Zilpah, his father’s wives. And Joseph brought a bad report of them to their father. 3Now Israel loved Joseph more than any other of his sons, because he was th… Read more