Mx jokes
Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.
Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.
Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
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