Mullet jokes
A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
What do you call a fucked up mullet? A fullet.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
Yo hairline be lookin' like Elmo's toe fungus.