Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
What do you call someone that illegally transports cups? - A s-mug-gler
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.
