MUDFLAP jokes

When you're going 80 mph and hit a speed bump,

Then the speed bump starts screaming.

The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!

I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

When the speedbump in a school zone screams, so you go faster.