Mover jokes

I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

What is a cow's favorite move? -- The sound of moooosic.

Chuck Norris can drift with a horse.