Mornin jokes

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

Men wake up with a boner.

Women wake up yawning.

Coincidence?

They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

Then the antidote becomes the most important.

Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."