Mornin jokes

Life

I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

Funeral

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.

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  • Memes

    Breakfast

    They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.

    Then the antidote becomes the most important.

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  • Luck

    Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."

    Community