Life is better without my dad annoying me(him smacking me,screaming for something useless, limiting my screen time, and much more
As a older brother I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room I see my sister giving married me blow jobs. I ask what are you doing the married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you tole me to do your best and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder.
How do s’mores communicate?
On insta-graham
i told my friend that there was a tree. on that tree there were four black chickens, I said how many beaks do the chickens have, he said four. then I said there was a white cat, how many teeth does it have? he couldn't answer, so I said looks like you know more about black cocks than white pussy
How can one make Death Row a little more fun? Musical electric chairs.
There was a kid crying. I asked him where his perants were. He cried more. Orphanages are really fun to work at.
