Morbid orphan jokes

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.

If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.

These are meannnnn.

Orphan, they're enough of a joke.

If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?