Morbid orphan jokes

One day I asked my mom where kids came from. She said the man who went to the milk store.

Five years later, he came back and left again.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.

Who will be told? Oh wait.

An orphan is like marriage. The kid is always the reason for divorce. The kid is always the reason for his parents leaving him.

Orphans only have 363 days because they don't have Mother's or Father's Day.

Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?