Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Beneath this monumental stone Lise, 80 pounds of skin and bone.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
