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Scratch

5 years ago

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

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    1 year ago
    The image is a flow chart titled "Marvel Viewing Order." It includes a mix of Marvel movies and other films, shows, and people, including Captain America, Captain Marvel, Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Thor, Iron Man 2, Avengers, Iron Man 3, Chicken Run, Age of Empires IV, How I Met Your Mother, Boss Baby, Looney Tunes Back in Action, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Disappearance of Madeleine McCann, Scooby-Doo 2 Monsters Unleashed, The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, Summer Heights High, Lego Indiana Jones 2 The Adventure Continues, The Cat in the Hat, Ted Cruz, and Avengers Endgame.
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    2 years ago

    Ignore line & ovals

    The image is a screenshot of a Facebook post. The post is a lengthy text about Islamic terrorism. The text includes a fictional dialogue that is supposed to be a parody of a conversation about terrorism. The fictional dialogue begins with a claim that the terrorists were told to act by holy texts. The fictional responses include blaming social and geopolitical reasons, accusing the terrorists of not being true Muslims, and even accepting blame for causing the terrorism.
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