Monster Can jokes

What do me, emos, and Monster cans have in common?

A barcode.

What do me and Monster cans have in common? A barcode.

Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?

Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.

Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.

Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.

Monky.

Okay, so basically I'm monky.

What has 8 heads and no legs? A monster.

Monster: “I will devour your family.”

Orphan: “Oh.”