Monopoly jokes
Why are Indian people bad at Monopoly?
Because whenever they hit the corner, they build a shop.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
Why do orphans like Monopoly?
To cry about the money they can’t earn in real life.
Why can't orphans play Monopoly?
Because they can't put a house.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
Why aren't orphans good at Monopoly?
They don't know what a house is.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Jace: Haha, I won, dude. You suck at Monopoly!
Timmy: Let's play another game. *GUNSHOT* I guess I won!
Jace: *SCREAMS IN PAIN*
Timmy: What? I thought we were playing Chutes and Ladders!
Do you know why the Royal family can no longer play Monopoly?
How do you think Princess Diana died?
...Too soon?