Hey guys! Ello here with a update! I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to downtown disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that, then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay til midniht, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
Neona (đ): Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Gwen (đ): I knew it !! I knew my prayer worked!
Neona (đ): He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!
Gwen (đ): Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!
Neona (đ): Who is Mr. Jaekson?
Gwen (đ): Wait ... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?
Neona (đ): No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.
Gwen (đŻ): No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!
Neona(đ¤¨,đ,đ ): Gwen, you are a liar!
Gwen (đ): No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth Neona!
Neona (đ): Gwen please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr.Smith sexual hassults women!!!
Gwen (đ): He does your not listing.
Neona (đ¤Ź): I don't care BITCH!!!!
Sunday Monday Tuesday What The Fuck Saturday
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. Thats the third one this week and its only monday
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up and I'll see you on Monday
Cyber Monday
Q: How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.
Q: Whatâs the most popular video game at the bread bakery?
A: Knead for Speed.
Q: Why is Santa good at karate?
A: He has a black belt.
Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
A: Beast Buy.
Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?
A: Letâs stick together.
Q: Why did the turkey join a band?
A: So he could use his drumsticks.
Q: Whatâs a math teacherâs favorite winter sport?
A: Figure skating.
Q: Where do werewolves buy Christmas gifts?
A: Beast Buy.
Q: What did the snowflake say to the road?
A: Letâs stick together.
Q: Why did the turkey join a band?
A: So he could use his drumsticks.
Q: Whatâs a math teacherâs favorite winter sport?
A: Figure skating.
Q: Whatâs a fireflyâs favorite dance?
A: The glitterbug.
Q: Why are eyeshadow, lipstick, and mascara never mad at each other?
A: Because they always make-up
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Q: Where do roses sleep at night?
A: In their flowerbed
Q: Why was the show bad at gymnastics?
A: She was a flip-flop
Q: What should you wear to a tea party?
A: A t-shirt
Q: Whatâs rainâs favorite accessory?
A: A rainbow
Q: Where does a sink go dancing?
A: The Dish-co
Q: Whatâs a princessâs favorite time?
A: Knight time.
Q: Why did the Genie get mad?
A: Because he was rubbed the wrong way.
Q: Whatâs a ballerinaâs favorite type of bread?
A: A bun.
Q: What kind of dance was the frog prince best at?
A: Hip hop.
Q: What do bunnies like to do at the mall?
A: Shop âtil they hop.
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Q: How did the beauty school student do on her manicure test?
A: She nailed it.
Q: What is cornâs favorite music?
A: Pop.
Q: Why canât Monday lift Saturday?
A: Itâs a weak day.
Q: Why was the politician out of breath?
A: He was running for office.
Q: What is a soccer playerâs favorite chemical element?
A: Goooooooooooold!
Q: Why did the fastest cat in class get kicked out of school?
A: He was a cheetah.
Q: Which state has the greatest number of jokes?
A: Pennsylvania.
Q: Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving?
A: Inside.
Q: Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear?
A: He forgot his lawsuit.
Q: Why was the teenager no longer allowed online without a license?
A: He crashed the computer
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Q: Whatâs a ball that you donât throw, shoot, eat, spit, bounce, or catch?
A: An eyeball.
Q: What do turtles, eggs, and beaches all have?
A: Shells.
Q: What time of year do people get injured the most?
A: In the fall.
Q: Why did the quarterback take the hardest classes?
A: Because he knew he would pass.
Q: Why did the musician throw away her table?
A: Because it was flat.
Q: Why didnât the farmer's son study medicine?
A: Because he wanted to go into a different field?
Q: What is the math teacherâs favorite dessert?
A: Pi
Q: Why was the princess in the emergency r
Why is Sunday better than Monday?
Because Monday is a weak day.
Lets make a joke on how depressing monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
I love â¤ď¸ going to school đŤ
I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said "how sick?". I said "well I'm in bed with my 12 year old sister".
I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him I felt disappointment
