Monday jokes

Why is Sunday better than Monday?

Because Monday is a weak day.

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.

I called my boss the other Monday and told him I needed the day off because I was sick. He said, "How sick?"

I said, "Well, I'm in bed with my 12-year-old sister."

I will call my kid Monday, because whenever I see him, I feel disappointment.