Mohammed Atta jokes

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.