Mohammed Atta jokes

Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?

A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?

"We are on time!"

Mohamed Atta would probably be pretty mad at these posts.

What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?

We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.

Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.

Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.