Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I’m half black.
We make sexy time, yes, and every night I tap that.
You other brothers can’t deny that she’s fly.
I like your mama's big BUTT, and I cannot lie.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
She invited me in the house, and we started makin' out again.
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn’t start.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me so we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity, Giggity, Giggity.
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
I approached her in the checkout line, and said 'yo baby wassup?'
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans!
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
First saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers
I was doin' your mom, yes yours
