What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor
Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor
What is a paedophile’s favourite symphony?
Amadeus Mozart’s special flute in A minor.
What's a rapist's favourite scale? C Minor.
Why does God hate me? Because im a gay minority who fights for womens rights
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What's the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them
Why did the guitarist go to prison? Cause he fingered A minor
Lorne Armstrong
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
You know chords right? Well You know what I love to do? To play with A-minor. You know, feel your fingers on A-minor. Gives you a sence of power, to just F A-minor.
But thats not my favorite thing to fiddle with. That would be the D of minors. It's Just solid, you know. If you're clever you can have the D of minors into the C of minors. Or though a bit tricky the D of minors ito the B og minors.
And at this point you've gotten the point and if i want to continue it would be a bit of a stetch
What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.