Microscope jokes

Bathroom scale

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A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

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  • Stalking

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    I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

    I saw it through my telescope last night.

    Sperm

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    How can you tell if a heterosexual man has been using the computer?

    There is sperm on the computer screen.