Methuselah jokes
What is the best cure for aging?
Suicide.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
People say that life is short.
I say... life is the longest thing we ever do.
Community talk
GENESIS 5 From Adam to Noah 1This is the written account of Adam’s family line. When God created mankind, he made them in the likeness of God. 2He created them male and female and blessed them. And he named them “Mankind” when they were created. 3When Adam had lived 130 years, he had a son in his own likeness, in his own image; and he named him Seth. 4After Seth was born, Adam lived 800 years and had other sons and d… Read more