Metamorphosis jokes

When you die, people cry and wish you to come back.

But when you do, people scream and run away.

What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

God creating spiders.

God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"

What's green then red all over and goes 100mph?

A frog in a blender.