Mermaids jokes
Why is the mermaid so dirty?
Because she is a maid, mer-maid!
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Why do mermaids wear seashells?
They are too big for “B” shells, and too small for “D” shells.
What did the mermaid wear for math class?
Algaebra.