Mend jokes

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.

The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.

You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".

If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.

Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!