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Heroin Monkey

A close-up of a face with wide, red-rimmed eyes and a strange expression. The text above reads, "The airport security guard after I whisper 'Don't be a hero' to him."

Heroin Monkey

A sign with a red circle and a diagonal line over a stick figure appearing to be intimate with a dog and text that reads: "It is forbidden to dog".

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a cartoon of Dr. Doofenshmirtz with a sinister grin. The text above the image reads: "How I feel after using my newest inator (my Glock) to zap (murder) Perry the Playtypus (innocent bystanders) and take over the tri-state area (the alcohol section of the grocery store)."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a close-up of a loaf of meatloaf, with slices cut, on a white plate. The meatloaf has a reddish sauce on top, and is garnished with fresh herbs. The image also shows a wooden bowl with salt and pepper and some broccoli in the background. The text on the image says, "Me at 17: (uses fake ID for liquor). Me at loaf:"

Anonymous

People with time be like...

The image shows a series of text messages and posts that say 'Me when I have some time' and 'When you've got time', featuring a still from The Incredibles movie where the character Mr. Incredible says 'Yeah, I've got time.'

Labradorian

The image is a picture of a green dinosaur with a contemplative expression. It is formatted to look like a meme. The text above the dinosaur reads "IS TIKTOK CALLED TIKTOK BECAUSE" and below the dinosaur reads "YOU'RE LITERALLY WASTING YOUR TIME?".

Heroin Monkey

A collage of screenshots of Scotty Kilmer's YouTube videos. Each video has a different theme: using fuel additives when one can't afford beer, being drunk, and keeping secrets. The word "Secret" is overlaid twice on two different videos. The word "Drunk" is overlaid on one video.

Labradorian

The image shows a picture of a Kermit the Frog doll lying on a bed with a breathing mask on its face. The text above the picture reads, "Me after laughing at my own jokes." Below the image, the text says, "me before I even get the joke out."

MEME LORD

The image shows a mousetrap. A man is lying on the trap. Above the trap are two objects: a bottle labeled "Fentanyl" and a bucket of fried chicken labeled "KFC".

MEME LORD

A person is holding an Xbox box with the text "My mom bought me the Xbox".

RealBoat

r/future
2h
Join
Homie said Future new tape is mid - ended up
fucking his bitch
Discussion
Literally told him not to talk on my goat like that shit
was 8/10 MINIMUM. Asked his girl to meet up, told her
let's get some Mac Donald's, then she gave me head
ion even feel bad Lmaooo
↑ 88
○ 26
☑☑

Heroin Monkey

the homeless man watching me pull
out a .357 revolver and paint the
sidewalk with my own brains after he
asked me for a dollar
&@nickreynaa

Heroin Monkey

A photo with three people on a yellow water slide in a green grassy area. Snoop Dogg is photoshopped at the top of the water slide, looking forward. He appears to be 'peeing' water onto the slide. Jay-Z is in the middle, lying on his belly, on the slide, with a green frisbee in hand and water running over him. In the background, a third person is kneeling and raising up two bottles of lotion.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a wikiHow page titled "How to Have Fun When You're Poor". On the right, there is a depiction of a man experiencing hallucinations, with dolphins swimming around his head. On the left, a normal brain is shown.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a multi-panel format showing a scene from The Lord of the Rings in which a man with a helmet yells, "You will not touch him!" followed by a second panel of a dark figure who replies, "Fool." The third panel shows the same dark figure with swords saying, "I have been trained in your Jedi arts by Count Dooku." The final panel shows the man with the helmet looking confused.

Anonymous

Americans read "Mein Kampf" by Adolf Hitler more than "War and Peace"!

A map of the United States with different states colored to show the most searched books. The books are "War and Peace", "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer", "Wuthering Heights", "The Count of Monte Cristo" and "Mein Kampf". The color intensity represents the percentage of searches. "Mein Kampf" is searched more in several states, particularly in the mountain states.

MEME LORD

The image is a screenshot of a video call. One side shows a man with a pained expression and tears in his eyes, while the other shows a couple in a more intimate situation. The image includes the text 'Pain 🤕'.

ιdᥲtᥱ ˖°𓇼🌊⋆🐚🫧

Tf you mean Kevin heart was at a Diddy party 😕

A drawing of a person with pointy ears, messy hair, and a small crown. Their eyes are closed, and they are sweating with a spiral cloud over their head. To the right, another character with long hair appears with a star nearby.

tabs1528

The image shows a split screen. The top half contains a news headline and two photos of a man. The headline reads: "Florida Man Arrested For Hanging On Traffic Light And Sh*tting On Cars Passing Underneath". The photos show a mugshot and street scene. The bottom half of the image shows a pigeon standing indoors on an armchair, with the text "Are you challenging me?"

Nintendo Fan

The image shows a father and son sitting at a table in a restaurant. The father is looking at his son with a smile, and the son is looking back at his father with a slight smile. There is also a plate of food and a glass on the table. Above the image it says, "Waiter: Kids under 12 eat for free" and "Dad: My son wants 4 large Pizzas and one water for me".

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