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Adolf kitler

Four cartoon cats are depicted with descriptions of their character. The first cat is a black cat labelled "problem clan" and described as wanting to be cool, being sneaky, and always ending up with villains. The second cat is a beige cat labeled "I am speed" and described as being small, saying "get off my land," and thinking it is better than you. The third cat is a light blue cat labeled "swimmy" and described as starting a fight over some rocks, eating fish and forgetting who some people are. The last cat is an orange cat labeled "protagonist" and described as doing no wrong, being involved in everything, and related to everyone.

Why should you care

Passwords am I right

A picture of a text interface that is showing "Enter password" and then three "Wrong" messages. The text says "Reset password" and finally "New password can't be old password." Below the text is the image of Shrek looking annoyed.

Adolf kitler

uh oh

The image shows a group of four cats walking towards the camera on a street. The text on the image reads: "When You 'pspspspsps' To The Wrong Gang".

Nintendo Fan

The image shows an astronaut on the moon, placing the American flag. The moon is visible in the background, and the text on the image says, "Took me 10 minutes to find what's wrong with this picture."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a circular flow diagram. It starts with the text "I wake up", then an arrow points to a picture of a cat and multiple packages of Natural American Spirit cigarettes and the text "maybe 5 packs of cigs will help". Another arrow leads to "post silly things online" and then to "there is something wrong with me" before going back to "I wake up".

Heroin Monkey

The image is a six-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a man is pointing up and saying, "If salt kills snails, then if my hypothesis is correct". The second panel shows a snail in a box with pepper being sprinkled over it and text saying, "Pepper should, in fact, bring them back to life!". The third panel shows the snail glowing with a bright light. The fourth panel shows a giant snail with the man standing at his feet and text saying, "Oh god, I was wrong. It just makes them huge and horny!!". The fifth panel shows a huge snail close-up with long tendrils and text saying, "Now lemme get ya slimey- I wanna nibble on your virginity!". The sixth panel shows the man crying and screaming with a snail tendril coming towards him with text saying, "Mum get the salt! Get the f***ing salt!"

A Star Wars Fan

EURO 2024
Group B:
You are the nothing just because you won
a world cup it do not make you any strong I
will beatings your a's so much why don't
you just surrender to me I deserving this
cup more than you
Group A:
If yuo give me victory
I give you
Euromoney!
Hihi, very happy to play
with you guys
E-euromoney...
I think I brought the wrong ball, lads...
ZAT IS CORRUPTION!
AND IT BE MEIN MONEY!
Group E:
Ok I know you having reaaaally
bad time, but havings you
consider that I really really wanna
win?
I will win this
year je swear
I always get
top stats-
NOBODY
CARES OF
UEFA STATS
***

Jazzy💕

ehehhe everything.

Ka RI
1d
THEM: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??
ME: NOTHING.
>
>

kate✨

WHHHYYYY

SoundCloud
THIS SIDE A
What is wrong with you?
SoundCloud
FRAGILE
Why
are you blue?

Anonymous

iMessage
Today 1:50 PM
Hello this is Roger from doordash
Pick a number between 1 and 10
Wrong
No food for u
@decentbirthday
4
What
Why
Roger please
Delivered

Anonymous

Text Message
Today 1:54 AM
You a pussy ass nigga
Who is this?
The nigga you robbed
lon do those things wrong
number
Sorry
I'm trying
Get that nigga cuh

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

Relatable

"Tell me the truth RIGHT NOWW"
Ime trying to remeber what I did wrong

Heroin Monkey

A rotisserie chicken is placed on the pages of an open book. The text overlay reads: "Didn't have a bookmark. Just using a rotisserie chicken instead. Dude wth is wrong with you. You can't even close the book, how is that a bookmark? Can't knock it till you try it."

RapBoat

The image shows a screenshot of YouTube's trending videos. The top five videos are about Drake, Kendrick Lamar and general relativity. The videos titles include: 'THE BOOGEYMAN CAME OUT TO PLAY! | Kendrick Lamar - Euphoria (Drake diss) (REACTION!!!)', 'How Drake Was In The Studio Listening To The Kendrick Diss', 'KENDRICK LAMAR RESPONDS TO DRAKE & J COLE!!! "Euphoria" (REACTION)', 'Something Strange Happens When You Follow Einstein's Math', and 'KENDRICK LAMAR HAS RECLAIMED HIS THRONE FROM DRAKE | KENDRICK LAMAR - EUPHORIA (DRAKE DISS)'.

Cupツ

have yall watched thisss

The image contains four movie posters for the movie "Kidnap". The top two posters are identical with a close up of a woman's face with the word "Kidnap" in red letters. The bottom left poster shows the woman from the movie with an angry expression. It has the text "Kidnap Official Trailer" in white letters on it. The bottom right poster is an image of the woman and the text "They messed with the wrong mother". The word "Kidnap" is also present.

Anonymous

Just something wholesome to help you recover from whatever you just saw.

The image is a six-panel cartoon depicting a couple sitting at a desk with a laptop. In the first panel, the woman is asking the man for help. The man then helps her. Then the woman asks him to come closer again. Finally, the man hugs her while she is using her laptop. The text bubbles say: "CAN YOU HELP ME WITH THIS?", "HERE... DONE!", "CAN YOU COME HERE AGAIN?" and "BUT THERE'S NOTHING WRONG."

Heroin Monkey

The image consists of two sections. The top section shows a man, possibly Putin, in a black jacket looking at another man with surprise. The text above reads, "You kicked the wrong chair." In the background, two other men are visible. The lower section shows a screen capture from a game with the text "NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED" and the word "Gulag" highlighted in yellow along with "+162 XP".

Anonymous

I got the wrong movie

A parody image of the movie poster "Guardians of the Galaxy", with different people's heads superimposed on the characters and a chocolate bar in the middle of the poster. The superimposed faces include a man on the left with a green textured skin, a woman in the middle-left with dark hair, a man in the middle with reddish hair, a black woman with dark hair, and a man with glasses on the right. Text on the image includes the movie title, "Guardians of the Galaxy" and "Marvel Studios". Below the title, a chocolate bar is shown with the text "Galaxy Smooth Milk" and the Tiktok handle "@c_a_l_l_u_m_4_4".

Anonymous

A screenshot from the video game Minecraft shows the game with a 2D-looking image of a smiling man with a headdress on his head. The image is placed on one of the game's objects (a tree or a block). The text on the image reads: "I installed the wrong Minecraft 💀😭".

Heroin Monkey

A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.

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